(Your readers should probably) Ragequit

Well I really shouldn't rage quit on just number 2. And I didn't even get to my review. Ok, Tom Cruise, you're up. Too big and complex a topic for me to really review. And I don't really believe in reviewing people, but I don't really know you so it's kind of a junk review anyways but I needed something, so, Tom. I think you can make some really good movies. Edge of Tomorrow (or Live, Die, Repeat, or whatever they're trying to rebrand the movie! "REBRAND" IS A WORD! ... so is OK, I guess you want me to capitalize "O" and "K"), Minority Report (also supposedly the name of the show that's replacing my beloved Stephie Colbert "steve-ee col-burt"), uh... some other movies that are science fictiony I'm sure (I wasn't a terrible fan of Oblivion, a lot of it looked cool, but there were some kind of silly mistakes in that film that kept me from enjoying it, something about how one character didn't quite interact well with another, or was, I'll have to watch it again, whatever). I like the majority of your movies, and really like a those two sci-fi movies I previously mentioned. I don't understand Scientology, and I think that's a major criticism, of the person and not really the actor, and sometimes people can or can't watch something because they can't separate the actor from the act. As in sure that guy on the screen can act but he totally knifed some people or something, I heard it from some guy, writing a blog, totally 100% reliable source).

This is probably one of the worst reviews ever. Tom, I like your films, I don't understand some of your decisions. That's not for me to understand, you don't have to understand any of mine and really why should I be scrutinizing you anyways, you and the first girl to play Christian Bale's Batman's girlfriend (Katie Holmes), had some weird tabloid romance then crazy thing. I probably shouldn't be looking towards the tabloids as a reliable source of info anyways (good lordika, why did I choose Tom Cruise for my first review?). I think I got it from the TV though. It was on. I don't know. I haven't heard anything since. Blah blah blah. Tom Tom Tom Tom. Please keep making cool Sci-Fi movies!

Synopsis: Tom Cruise = Good movies mostly, and some stuff happened that I probably shouldn't care about (unless he does start knifing people, or something, this is such a stupid review)

Dear Tom, I know you're busy making movies that I enjoy. If you have a minute I would ask that you please don't knife anyone, unless they are a terrorist or something. That'd be greeeeeaaaaaaat. You're probably wondering why I'd even say something like that to you. Well I wanted to start a blog you see, and then things happened, and here we are meeting hypothetical Tom Cruise, for some reason you're dressed all in black like this was Mission Impossible 2 (specifically the goofy clip with Ben Stiller as your stunt double! Hi, Ben! Please don't knife anyone, unless you have to either!).

We have fun here in Pete's brain. Celebrities always stopping by and me asking them to not do things they probably already know not to do. You know, just like a normal person's brain things. Probably. Mind grapes.

Mind. Grapes.

Reviews

I also want to review things. Games, movies, uh...etc. I don't want to shout at people, or hurt them, or the diminish their love of something. I just want to review something, like things I think could be improved, what I like about it etc. This is something (along with a bunch of other somethings) I've planned to do on Youtube. Although this may seem easy, it is, for me - being often a perfectionist (critical of oneself, a real "curblessing" [blessing and a curse, "blecurse," I suppose could work as well... "blurse?" that sounds fasionable, I'm of the opinion that probably everything could be a double-edged sword, that's not very helpful when making decisions but I supposed it is helpful for me to think of ways in which something could fail as a method of "target hardening"{this may however keep me from acting, as I open another pocket universe to debate something, to no eventual effect. YAY! At the very least I just used all three of the brackety things! That's got to break some sort of rule and make someone want to punch me in the face or their screen, %or both%}]) - time consuming and difficult. That usually means it won't get done. If I can lower the threshold keeping me from doing said tasks that would probably help, so, that's what I may do sometimes. Just a written review, hopefully with pictures and hopefully not too boring.

Let's start one, shall we?

Oh, Em, Jeebus, which, thing, shall, I, review. Uhhhhhhhh.... something smallllllllllish. Keep it simple. So many things to review.

Last movie in theaters, The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies. Too much to say. Was watching today? in addition to a bunch of youtube clips, a few mobile games, an interesting article about the world of Japanese Pro Wrestling (looks dope, I'll have to check that out with my bro who sent me the article) <- hey that was kind of a review, not super informative, more like an opinion...., uh, several Law and Orders (snippets of), an NCIS (also with my folks), the first few minutes of Edge of Tomorrow while I made tacos (that was fun).

I love that movie. But I already have a review of it pending, not really any criticisms though, not sure if I just didn't find any or I enjoyed it too much to look for any, not that I go into movies looking for things to hate, mind you. It's more like it just occurs that I suddenly have trouble suspending my disbelief and then have to struggle to quiet that noise in my head that said, well that was stupid. Not sure why my head feels like it needs to analyze things like that. It can be oftly annoying, like Google not knowing the word "oftly" and giving me those tiny little red lines underneath those two uses of the word. I bet if I Googled it... googled... Really "googled" isn't in this things dictionary! THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!)!)@)IGW$INW$INGP)W*(H!V(*CJ{)M(hBP( VH${ RAGEQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Just start it with something.

I'm not entirely sure why I'm here...

I think the thinking is that I'll feel better if I blog, maybe be able to have my say... But what do I want to say...?

A million things at once and yet nothing at all. I think I'd rather not have to say anything, I'd rather be able to go about my day entertaining myself and the ones that I love. I do tend to love everyone though, and I genuinely want everyone to succeed. It's like what do you say when you pray, or *wish,* or encant (enchant? cantrip? no, what's the word...), when you wish to commune with a higher being your hopes and dreams and desires for the word (and yourself, or maybe you're just talking to yourself, or blogging to yourself). I'm not sure if it's a hope that you'll change, or the world with change, or you're just speaking into the aether to not feel lonely.

I usually say I want everyone to know they are loved. To grant them strength and clarity. I want to wish that no one dies or suffers. I don't think that's happened yet that there's been a day where no one or "thing" in the entire world has had a "bad day," or not died (an impossibility for creatures that don't live at least 24 hours, although perhaps they measure time differently... we did, after all, kind of "invent" time as we know it), and animals eat other animals, wars happen on the other side of the planet, although shooting happen here. AND apparently everything sunny all the time gets boring.

I don't know.

I would like my life to mean something. I don't want it to mean that I am or was just another screaming face/talking head/dude who's got "all the knows" and he's somehow secretly sharing it with you for only 3 EASY payments of 29.99, and is making other people scream and not get along. To that effect, I want people to get along. Probably if there's any point to me writing or doing anything it's that I want people to get along, to be entertained, to be excited, to be hopeful, to learn, to grow.

I also get angry at stuff and sometimes would like to call people out for doing things that I think are divisive or insidious. In doing so that kind of makes me similar, but I think an awful lot of people have blinders on. Myself included, in some manner I'm sure. Oh this is getting boring.

I want to do "all the things," starting with the important ones. The things that are the most important are probably the hardest and (seemingly and most likely are) the most difficult to change, that's probably why I get tired and decide not to do anything, that and a variety of other concomitant factors or related morbidities (that may or may not exist, at least not as I understand it). Or. Like. Whatever.

This is probably just another attempt for me to push the ball. We'll see... How do I do strikethroughs... ahhh... We'll see I'll see (no no, that's hardly fair to the reader, I mean, at least if no one is reading your blog, the internet is still reading it and that's something, right?) I'll see We'll see how it goes. I wish you all the lucks. I'm going to try to make my own (owe-n).